04/02/08
This page is dedicated to Republican idiocy, hypocrisy, immorality, etc.
Republicans. They're just selfish and scared little idiots who think war, guns, capitol punishment, Christianity and fetuses are good while peace, poetry, education, society and people are evil. They hate government and therefore are incapable of governing successfully. They are weak in all respects so they carry hand guns and spout patriotic-esque misdirection like magicians with inferiority complexes.
My mission is to prove it.
"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
--George W. Bush
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Ok, let's start with one of the standard Republican fears, illegal immigration. See, that's the thing about republicans, all of their policies are dictated by and reflect their fears and prejudices.
There is no illegal immigration problem! It's an illegal EMPLOYER problem. If the employers were treated like criminals instead of the immigrants, there'd be no jobs for the illegals to get and therefore, no problem. But that's not how republicans see it at all. The first argument I get from republicans is usually about the cost of food. "Well, how much are you willing to pay for a can of peaches?" they ask.
Wait a minute, don't republicans hate illegal immigrants because they take good American jobs?
I'll talk slow for you republicans: Farmers lobby too, not just the NRA & Jesus, and they'll make sure they don't have to pay any extra for labor...they'll probably ensure that Mexicans can easily get work visas for farm jobs. Suffice it to say, the price of peaches is safe.
Some republicans tell me that "illegals" use up our medical system at the expense of legal citizens. I ask you, republicans, would it be better to refuse medical treatment? That's where the subject changes...it's so hard to talk to idiots with attention spans shorter than their penises.
Again, there'd be NO illegal aliens if there were no jobs. No matter what the argument, republicans NEED an "illegal immigrant problem" to serve as a wedge issue during elections. They don't have any desire to actually fix it at all. It serves their purposes perfectly. You'll notice that a lot of what the republicans do and say is designed to appear like they care and to appear like they're trying...but remember, republicans HATE government. They aren't in it to make things better for America. They're true purpose is to grab power and money and force brown people off the edge of the earth.
"Racial discrimination does not always violate public policy."
--Trent Lott
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04/15/2008
BIN LADEN is still a free man. It's been 7 years! Thanks for looking out for America, republicans! Americans killed:
Since war began (3/19/03): 4037 3296
Since "Mission Accomplished" (5/1/03) 3898 3188
Since Capture of Saddam (12/13/03): 3576 2990
Since Handover (6/29/04): 3178 2663
Since Election (1/31/05): 2600 2400
American Wounded Official Estimated
Total Wounded: 29628 23000 - 100000
1,991,782 Iraqis have died.
And for what? What is the return on our "investment?" Republicans think of everything in this way...like the whole world is an investment opportunity. Well? Was it worth it? Is it worth it?
NO! You like to say that we're safer now, but that's just not true by ANY measure. We'd be safer if you'd found Bin Laden and brought down the terrorists instead of what you did do. We'd be safer if Saudi Arabia was occupied instead of Iraq, you idiots!
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NEXT: For the first time since World War II the United States is not the world's #1 economy. We have slipped behind the European Union. (This, according to Erin Burnett on CNBC, Friday, March 14th.)
For a bunch of self proclaimed economic geniuses, you guys sure can screw up our economy. Look at this for interesting reading. Boom2Bust.com posted this little ditty:
Elliott Parker, Ph.D, a University of Nevada-Reno economics professor also uncovered the following while conducting the economic comparison between Republican and Democratic presidential administrations from 1949 to 2005:
• Unemployment Rate- Republicans 6.0%, Democrats 5.2%
• Change In Unemployment Rate- Republicans +0.3%, Democrats -0.4%
• Growth of Multifactor Productivity- Republicans 0.9%, Democrats 1.7%
• Corporate Profits (share of GDP)- Republicans 8.8%, Democrats 10.2%
• Real Value of Dow Jones Index- Republicans 4.3%, Democrats 5.4%
(in logarithmic growth rates)- Republicans 2.8%, Democrats 4.4%
• Real Weekly Earnings- Republicans 0.3%, Democrats 1.0%
• CPI Inflation Rate- Republicans 3.8%, Democrats 3.8%
According to The Washington Monthly:
Under Democratic presidents, every income class did well but the poorest did best. The bottom 20% had average pretax income growth of 2.63% per year while the top 5% showed pretax income growth of 2.11% per year.
Republicans were polar opposites. Not only was their overall performance worse than Democrats, but it was wildly tilted toward the well off. The bottom 20% saw pretax income growth of only .6% per year while the top 5% enjoyed pretax income growth of 2.09% per year.
Republicans just suck.
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